When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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