You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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