ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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