Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
We named our party play list daddy issues
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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