Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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