were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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