i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I think a kid would responsible me up
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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