So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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