my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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