People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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