4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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