You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
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UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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