i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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