I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Randomize
