Christians are straight up FREAKS
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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