"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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