I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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