Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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