Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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