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he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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