Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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