Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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