Kareoke will never be a sober sport
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I need to calm my uterus...
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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