Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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