do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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