Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
it's not cheating when I paid for it
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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