He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
How naked do you want me to be?
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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