Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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