i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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