my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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