I don't think brook has ever known best
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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