Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
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