I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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