Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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