it wasn't lemon gatorade
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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