I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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