Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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