We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
the day after is always just damage control
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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