Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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