Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Randomize
