sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
they need to just BURY HIM!
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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