She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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