Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
do nipples grow back?
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