He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
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