puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
He felt like a one man threesome
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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