i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
