So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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