Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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