Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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