Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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